More cancerous puns incoming! (I once had a multitude of puns, courtesy of my stupidly awesome brain, but I forgot them, so yeah.) By the way, this one’s old, so I’m counting on you not knowing this one.
Anong hayop ang di tatablan ng baril?
PATING!!!
(What animal is impervious to guns?
SHARK!!!)
Okay that sucked… I’m gonna remove that from the post.
The Father Creator 